Blood, Mouth Breathing & Women’s Underwear
I just finished watching Dateline NBC – yea I know, I’ve been watching a bunch of TV, not really able to do too much else. It was all about that Colonel at Trenton… Continue reading
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Tadpoles, Frogs & Cincinnati
I don’t know how many aliens I could fight with my bare hands before I was overcome. Really, no idea… But at the risk of sounding overly ambitious I bet it would be… Continue reading
Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers…
Aloha Y’all, I’m sorry for not being able to post yesterday. I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden at the mall and gave chase… turned out it was just some old greek lady… Continue reading
Having the Courage to Admit you Have a Problem
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social… Continue reading
Hope Your Valentines Day ROCKS!
You need speakers to fully appreciate yo…. Have a Great Day
What Perfect Looks Like
I’m in need of a bit of light lifting for tonight’s post. I’m tired, still can’t get the bloody smell off and am jazzed about Russel Brand on SNL…. please don’t be bad….… Continue reading
Reasons Number 17001 & 17002 why I Rule!
OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even… Continue reading
Countries were Made to be Served
Back when our parents were kids in the 1800’s – I think they had more opportunity to serve their country. World wars, international conflicts, there were plenty of chances where they found themselves… Continue reading
You haven’t been Stabbed? Give it Time…
Regular readers will be well aware of the phenomenally hard road I’ve had to hoe. I can easily say with no word of a lie or exaggeration of any kind that since the… Continue reading
Sometimes They ARE trying to Kill You.
To the executives of Shopper’s Drug Mart, Listen up you clever sons of bitches, I know what you’re up to. I know your strategy, I’m hip to your game plan. I’m not stupid… Continue reading