Mad Clowns, Chimps & Cling Free

A few days ago, I told you about all my older writing pieces and how occasionally I would bring back odd, out of context passages for yours and my, amusement… well here’s another… Continue reading

Waiter there’s Immunoglobin in my Soup…

Ok so, just got confirmation earlier, this morning, pretty quick right, I only had the appointment yesterday and My Neuro, who I was pretty keen on after our appt. has gone ahead and… Continue reading

Neuro, Cardio & Parking Rape

Saw my Neurologist today, the actual Doctor, not the medical aide nurse…. the one who kept calling me Michael. Turns out the doctor is pretty decent. Previously, as regular readers will recall, she… Continue reading

ATM’s & Secret Memos…

You know, we’ve all been using ATM machines for at least 15 or 20 years now… how is it possible some people still haven’t got the hang of it? How? God forbid you… Continue reading

Motivation & Cool Names for Cults…

I’m sure – occasionally you get people emailing you those motivational posters. Lord knows I get plenty of them sent to me by various sorts. Every once in awhile I get one that… Continue reading

Muppets – Tougher than you Think…

I used to write. A Lot. Every single day. About anything and everything. Just for me. In nearly every genre, in different tones and styles – sometimes it made sense – sometimes it… Continue reading

Apples…. your free ride is over.

I hate articles about superfoods – they make me want to punch a hippie. I understand, in the incredibly dull and weird world of nutrition, there is a hierarchy – where almonds rule,… Continue reading

My Failed Hollywood Marriages…

Alien, Blade Runner, Legend, Thelma & Louise, GI Jane, Gladiator, Hannibal, Black Hawk Down, Matchstick Men, American Gangster…. The Hunger, Top Gun, Beverly Hills C op, Last Boy Scout, True Romance, Crimson Tide,… Continue reading

White Canes of Anger…

What would you do if you started going blind? Don’t just shake your head, knock wood and say hopefully you never find out. Of course without question I hope it’s never an ocean… Continue reading

Cowboys… Are you serious…..

So living here on the the West Coast, we see a bunch of folks visit from Alberta and a fair number come down and visit civilization from the interior of BC, presumably to… Continue reading